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  WILLA JANSSON NOVELS

WILLA JANSSON NOVELS

 

 

 

 

 

 

WHERE LAWYERS FEAR TO TREAD

 

1987 Bantam Books; 1991 Ballantine Books

                Anthony and Macavity Award Nominee.

 

 
 
 
1.
 
 
LAW SCHOOLS DON'T have football teams, they have 
law reviews. Law reviews may look like large 
paperbacks, but they are arenas. Legal scholars 
maul each other in polite footnotes, students 
scrimmage and connive for editorial positions, and 
the intellectual bloodlust of law professors is 
appeased, rah rah.
 
Law reviews are edited by law students. After three 
years of competing for grades, jobs, even vending 
machine food (it's nothing but Fig Newtons after 
four o'clock), law students will do anything--if it 
means someone else doesn't get to do it.
 
"Top ten percent and law review," that's the magic 
phrase. If you don't want to work in Puyallup, 
Washington, or Lawton, Oklahoma, if you want to 
work in a big city law firm, if you want a decent 
salary, if you want a job in a government agency or 
a hip organization like the American Civil 
Liberties Union, you'd better be in the top ten 
percent of your class, and you'd better be on law 
review. And if you're not at Harvard, Yale, or 
Stanford Law, it's best to be editor-in-chief.
 
I was editor-in-chief of a law review for a while, 
through no fault of my own. I replaced an 
infinitely more qualified woman named Susan Green.
 
Here's everything I know about Susan Green, former 
editor-in-chief of the Malhousie Law Review:
 
Susan Green was born to Dr. Sidney and Mrs. Greta 
Green in 1960, the year I, Willa Jansson, started 
grade school. While I played with incense sticks 
and chose my mantra at one of the first alternative 
schools in San Francisco, Susan Green, super-baby, 
learned her alphabet from flashcards displayed by 
an overqualified nanny. While I was hating my first 
job, washing dishes at a vegetarian restaurant, 
Susan Green was giving piano recitals and taking 
ballet lessons. While I organized high school 
antiwar rallies and refused to salute the flag, 
Susan Green began using her eidetic memory to 
memorize patriotic verse. When my parents joined 
the Peace Corps, Dr. and Mrs. Green began their 
retirement cruise, leaving Susan in an elegant 
boarding school in Washington, D.C. So, when I 
hitchhiked there to join fifteen thousand or so 
others camped around the White House, Susan Green 
and I were in the same city for the first time in 
our lives.
 
That didn't happen again for four years, when we 
both ended up at Stanford University, me after much 
impecunious gypsying around the country (which did 
not affect my college entrance exam score), and she 
after graduating with honors from the toughest of 
prep schools. Not only did we end up at the same 
university at the same time, but our families 
actually met at freshman orientation. My father 
looked faded and ill after two years of diarrhea in 
Liberia, but my mother was still rosy and pear-
shaped under twenty pounds of African jewelry. 
Susan's parents looked made-for-TV and smelled 
faintly of leather from their new Jaguar. We all 
ended up at the same little outdoor picnic table 
for a cafeteria lunch.  
 
My mother noticed the band of endangered wildlife 
around Mrs. Green's neck. I knew what was coming. 
So when Mother suggested, "We should love animals--" 
I did Mrs. Green a favor. I cut in, "They're delicious."
 
My father laughed, but no one else did. The Greens 
took a few more hasty bites of salad, then fled.
 
Susan Green and I had one class together that year, 
and I wrote her off as a walking résumé, an amalgam 
of dull accomplishments in an impeccably preppy 
shell, the kind of girl who wore a pearl necklace 
to class and paid two dollars a bar for Neutrogena 
soap so her cheeks would be as shiny as the rest of 
the sorority's. (Her sorority motto was "Learn from 
the successful and inspire the unfortunate"; 
luckily, inspiration is cheap.)
 
In spite of myself, I had to admire Susan's 
brainpower. She had total recall, a photographic 
memory. And she spoke in well-edited paragraphs, 
complete with topic sentence, supporting facts, and 
brief restatement. She was long on information and 
short on insight, whereas I have the kind of sloppy 
brain that hares off on romantic associations and 
refuses to memorize.
 
I had a few more classes with Susan along the way, 
never did as well on the exams, never impressed my 
professors, and got into a lot of trouble over some 
articles I wrote for the school paper (I called 
Leland Stanford a bloodsucking pirate, which I 
learned was not beyond dispute, after all).
 
Then the fates decreed that Susan Green and I begin 
law school together, make law review together, and 
end up on the editorial board together.
 
But here's one thing we didn't do together: the day 
I argued with Larry Tchielowicz about the war in 
Vietnam, somebody smashed Susan's head in as she 
bent over a manuscript.
 
 
-2-
 
 
"LOOK WHAT THE Communists have done to Vietnam--too 
bad you radicals didn't keep quiet and let Nixon 
win the war."
 
There were half a dozen other editors in the law 
review office, sleepily filling their cups with 
metallic wastewater from the coffee urn. They 
regarded Tchielowicz with weary incredulity. Exams 
were less than four weeks away; only I could be 
goaded into fighting the old battles.
 
"You'd have protested too if the government planned 
to kill your ass on foreign soil. " Tchielowicz was 
five or six years younger than me; he'd been just a 
kid during those years of division, death, and 
defoliation.
 
"No Republicans in foxholes?" Tchielowicz's thin 
lips--the only thin part of the muscle-bound, 
big-headed man--twitched back a smile. "The army's 
paying my way through law school, I'll have you 
know. Paid my way through college, too. I've 
already done basic training, and I owe them six 
more years, after the bar exam." He rubbed his 
smallish, bent nose. "So you see, I've already 
consented to let the government do with my ass what 
it will."
 
I treated Tchielowicz to my candid opinion of this 
arrangement.
 
Susan Green rapped at the glass of the inner office 
to try to shut me up. She'd talked the law school 
into erecting a plywood and acrylic enclosure 
around the half dozen desks in the basement office, 
separating them from the sagging Naugahyde couches 
and encrusted coffee accoutrements. The partitions 
created an illusion of privacy, but they stopped 
several feet short of the ceiling to allow for a 
maze of overhead pipes, and they barely muffled the 
sound of conversation on the other side.
 
Since it took sixteen of us to do the proofreading, 
disparaging, and kvetching known as the editorial 
process, and since most of us did it in the outer 
office, Susan's inner sanctum was less than silent 
at the best of times. But I honored her request by 
concluding more quietly, and more kindly, that 
Tchielowicz was a prostitute for the cryptofascist 
war machine.
 
Before Tchielowicz could respond, Jake Whittsen 
strolled in and ruffled my hair--I don't know why 
men treat small blond women like puppies. "Are you 
coming to hear Jane Day?" Even Jake's voice was 
gorgeous, about an octave lower than most men's, 
and so quiet it sounded like pillowtalk no matter 
what he said.
 
Jane Day was one of those damned Republican 
feminists. You know, Get women out of the home and 
into the Mercedes for luncheon with the Ladies 
Against Drug Abuse ("Madame Chairman, I'd like to 
propose a toast to the eradication of drug use").
 
She belonged to every bar association committee 
ever devised; it was spooky how often you ran 
across her name in bar publications. She was 
currently on the rubber chicken circuit, trying to 
win her party's nomination for state attorney 
general. The law school, which happened to be her 
alma mater, was hosting a reception for her that 
afternoon. The editorial board of the law review 
had been invited; the rest of the student body was 
not deemed worthy to break bread with our 
distinguished professors.
 
I was inclined to go with Jake--it was a chance to 
sit beside him and become intoxicated by his 
cologne (probably selected by his stunning and 
sophisticated wife, alas).
 
But Tchielowicz remarked that he guessed Jane Fonda 
was too busy building up her pectorals to worry 
about the Vietnamese people now that they were 
being slaughtered by socialists instead of 
capitalists, and I couldn't leave the fray. I 
declined Jake's invitation.
 
A few students drifted in, earnestly discussing the 
relative merits of squash and raquetball. They 
drank the dregs of the coffee, then Reeboked off to 
a commercial paper class. Professor Haas, a 
comparative law professor with a lilting Swedish 
accent and a shy, charming smile, came in to get 
the latest issue of the review, hot off the presses 
and stacked on the floor near Susan's desk. 
Professor Miles, who'd been teaching trusts and 
wills long before they'd mummified her, stalked in 
clutching a copy. Through the plywood partition, I 
heard her shriek to Susan that we'd failed to list 
all her degrees in the editor's note preceding her 
article on blind trusts.
 
That was the last thing I ever heard anyone say to 
Susan Green.
 
I left to go to my federal income tax class. I 
didn't particularly want to go, but I was beginning 
to suspect Larry Tchielowicz thought I was cute 
when I was mad.
 
And while my tax professor lasciviously discussed 
his favorite tax shelters, someone stood behind 
Susan Green, raised up a weapon, and brought it 
down twice on the back of her head.
 
 

 

 

 

 

 

A RADICAL DEPARTURE

 

                  1988 Bantam Books; 1991 Ballantine Books

                                  Edgar and Anthony Award Nominee

 

 

 

 

 

 

HIDDEN AGENDA

 

                  1988 Bantam Books; 1992 Ballantine Books

 

 

 

 

1.

 

 

IT BEGAN WITH a phone call at seven in the damned

morning. I could hear the buzz of long-distance

cable. "This is Willa Jansson," I admitted

grudgingly.

 

"And this is Thomas Spender!" His tone said, Bully

for me! "We met in January of your last year of law

school."

 

I frowned down at my bare toes, kicking aside some

underwear. If he was waiting for me to say "How

nice," he would wait a long time. My last year of

law school was not a cherished memory.

 

"In the midst of that, um . . . imbroglio."

 

Imbroglio--the word crackled across my sleepy

synapses. I remembered somebody using that word,

somebody from "Wailes, Roth--"

 

"--Fotheringham and Beck. Yes, indeed. You remember

our interview!"

 

Despite plans to work for a respectably radical law

firm in San Francisco, I'd interviewed with two

morticians (that's what they'd looked like, anyway)

from an august Wall Street firm. Thomas Spender,

Esquire, began to take shape in my memory: plump

and pinstriped, the spawn of some Republican

Central Committee petri dish.

 

"Let me get to the point, Ms. Jansson. We, uh,

heard that your law firm-I believe you worked for

Julian Warneke's firm?" He spoke the name with

bemused contempt. "And that firm is now, uh,

somewhat defunct?"

 

Somewhat defunct--the murder of two partners and a

secretary will do that. "The firm doesn't exist

anymore," I confirmed. Anyone who read the

newspaper knew that.

 

"The reason I mention it is, I find we still have

your law school resume on file. And we, um, thought

you might care to send us an updated vita."

 

I edged closer to my bedroom window and pulled up

the shade, flinching from the morning light. I was

surrounded by laundry, books, papers, dust balls:

it was my room, all right. Not a dream.

 

"Send you an updated résumé?"

 

Since when did the biggest, piggiest law firm on The

Street have to solicit résumés? And why from me? I'd

done well in law school, but Malhousie wasn't a top ten

school. And Wailes, Roth was the kind of firm that

Stanford and Yale Law grads grovel before, after clerking

at the Supreme Court.

 

"Let me tell you what made us think of you, Ms.

Jansson. In spite of the publicity about the

Warneke um-" I guessed he didn't want to use the

word imbroglio again. "That was rather unfortunate,

of course, but--  Tell me, do you know Bud Hopper?"

 

"No."

 

"Apparently a very high muck-a-muck in the Department

of the Interior. He has the President's ear, you might say."

He spoke with walrus-to-the oysters heartiness. "He tells

us you wrote an excellent little law review article about

alternative immigration restriction scenarios."

 

"My student article?" in which I did not use the

word "scenario." Not once.

 

"And that some senior White House aides looked at that

article. In fact"--his tone was both superior and

congratulatory--"the President's people even kicked around

one or two of your thoughts when they made their limited

amnesty recommendation to Congress."

 

I almost groaned. The latest Republican plan

allowed bosses to continue exploiting their

existing cheap foreign labor, while slamming the

door on future immigration. "I'm sure you

misunderstood your friend-"

 

"Now, now. No false modesty. I haven't had a chance

to peek at the article myself, but Bud Hopper

certainly seemed to think it was a good piece of

student work." He added brightly, "Good enough for

the Reagan administration!"

 

I sat down, almost missing the edge of the bed.

If my parents learned I'd contributed, however

unwittingly, to the Republican body politic, they

would wander the streets in sackcloth and ashes. 

 

"And," he continued, "a few of the partners here

were sufficiently impressed when I mentioned it to

suggest that I call you this morning and invite you

to update your résumé."

 

"Mr. Spender, thank you. But I don't think I'd like

to--"

 

"Naturally, we would be prepared to lateral you in."

 

I briefly considered the verb. Was it better than

being verticaled? "Lateral me?"

 

"Give you credit for your two years with the

Warneke firm. "

 

"In what sense?"

 

"Salary and seniority," he said indulgently. "I

believe our third-year people are making about

ninety thousand. It goes up quite sharply in the

fourth year, and continues climbing until one makes

partner in the seventh year, assuming one does.

Partners, of course, are on a different scale

altogether."

 

Ninety thousand dollars! And goes up sharply!

Warneke, Kerrey, Lieberman & Flish, the law firm of

my left-wing dreams, had been paying me twenty-five

five before becoming somewhat defunct.

 

"Let me give you the name of a contact person in

our San Francisco office," Spender continued, in

the same Indulgent tone. "In case you decide to

give us a call. "

 

And, with the breathless obedience of a Nancy

Reagan, I purred, "Let me get a pencil!"

 

 

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PRIOR CONVICTIONS

 

1991 Simon & Schuster; 1992 Ballantine Books

                                  Edgar Award Nominee

 

 

 

 

1.

 

 
I WATCHED MY marijuana float away from the Santa 
Monica pier. At the last minute, an eddy of gray 
water sent it swirling back toward me. It seemed to 
call out, Willa, no; I'm your last vestige of 
hipness. I almost jumped into the water to reclaim 
the damp detritus of my one remaining vice. My one 
remaining vice--God, I'd gotten boring.
 
But I thought of all the mornings I'd wakened 
feeling like a bad country-western song. Every 
morning for the last year. And many mornings for 
many years before that. I'd been smoking pot since 
I was thirteen, in fact, since a cute boy with an 
earring handed me a joint on Haight Street, near my 
parents' flat. I had enough undamaged left brain to 
realize (if not exactly comprehend) that that was 
almost twenty-five years ago. I'd accomplished a 
lot in spite of it--and in spite of the nomadic 
movement politics that defined the life-style. A 
decade later than most of my peers, I'd endured 
Stanford University, Malhousie Law School, and two 
legal associate jobs--one politically correct, one 
fiscally correct. Maybe I'd needed pot to help me 
put up with the bullshit. But it worried me that I 
now needed it every single day.
 
Anyway, I reminded myself, this was a good time to 
quit. I was embarking on a (slightly premature) 
midlife crisis. I'd just left the best job--rather, 
the best income--I'd ever had. My sex life was lying 
somewhere with a wooden stake in its heart. My mood 
was beyond repair; I might as well give my brain 
cells a chance to regenerate.
 
Behind me on the pier, an Iranian couple noisily 
unfolded a quilted-steel hot dog wagon. Early 
rollerbladers strapped on knee pads. A Vietnamese 
man with an armload of buckets baited fish hooks. I 
shook the last few flakes of pot out of my Baggie 
and watched them sift through a layer of yellow 
smog. Then, more discreetly, I dropped the Baggie 
off the pier. In Santa Monica, I could get more 
jail time for littering than for possession of a 
controlled substance.
 
I walked the length of the pier, brushing the last 
of the green dust off my fingers. Santa Monica, the 
Miami Beach of sold-out activists; fitting that I 
should dump my pot here.  I was a straight person 
now, dull and unhip in the uniform of my outmoded 
youth: faded jeans, moccasins and a tie-dyed T-
shirt. (At least my hair wasn't still long and 
center-parted. It was shoulder length and side-
parted, the only style that looks vaguely adult on 
a five-one blonde who won't wear makeup and hates 
high heels.)
 
Smoking pot in grumpy solitude had been my 
alternative to sushi bars and health clubs with 
lawyers I saw enough of at work. Pot was my own 
little party, the last flicker of an old light show. 
Without it, I would probably devolve into Marilyn 
Quayle. (At least the uniform of my youth didn't 
include hats that looked like dog dishes.)
 
I took a last, unfond look at the motels and 
bungalow restaurants of Santa Monica Boulevard. 
Then I climbed into my car, a hatchback filled with 
all my worldly possessions, mostly plastic hanging 
bags of clothes. A year at a top-dollar L.A. law 
firm had done wonders for my wardrobe. A few more 
months and I'd have been the best-dressed lawyer at 
the Betty Ford Clinic.
 
I started the car, feeling clammy and nervous. I'd 
lived most of my life in San Francisco, where you 
can get anywhere by bus, streetcar or subway. I'd 
never learned to drive. But by the time I'd 
subsidized a fleet of L.A. cabs, I decided I was 
flexible enough to learn. Today, I had hundreds of 
miles to drive before nightfall.
 
I was finally leaving. I'd made 346 chalk marks on 
the walls of my Westwood apartment (stucco, of 
course; wall-to-wall carpeting; utterly 
characterless and bland, as I was fast becoming). 
I'd served my time. My résumé had been paroled.
 
Leaving was the good news. The bad news would fill 
several volumes.
 
Yes, I'd rehabilitated my résumé. It had taken a 
year of squinting at loan agreements and conferring 
with obnoxious men in red power ties, but I'd done 
it. I was now marketable--a fourth-year attorney 
with family law and corporate litigation 
experience; experienced enough to be of use but not 
senior enough to threaten associates on the brink 
of partnership. I'd have no trouble finding a job 
in another firm.
 
Unfortunately, I hated being a lawyer…. 
 
I drove up the coast highway, oblivious to 
crashing waves, kiting pelicans, cliffs painted in 
ice plant. The price of admission to a midlife 
crisis is that you stop noticing anything that 
won't sleep with you.
 
 
___________________________________________________
 

 

LAST CHANTS

 

1996 Simon & Schuster; 1997 Pocket Books

 

 

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STAR WITNESS

 

1997 Simon & Schuster; 1998 Pocket Books

 

 

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HAVANA TWIST
 
                       1998 Simon & Schuster; 1999 Pocket Books
 
 
 
 
 
Chapter One
 
 
 
I often hear people complain about their mothers.  
But I'd celebrate if all my mother did was skewer me 
with advice and bore me with anecdotes.  I think 
anyone who hasn't had to bail her mother out of jail 
cells full of demonstrators is lucky.  Anyone who can 
guiltlessly utter a cynicism or consort with an 
occasional Republican is lucky. 
 
The capper, as far as I'm concerned, was last year, 
when my mother flew to Cuba with a bevy of gray-haired 
"brigadistas", then failed to return with them.              
                       
When fourteen sweet and unpretentious women 
dedicated to not hugging their children with nuclear 
arms filed off the plane, I could tell by their faces 
that something was wrong.  Global Exchange and the 
Women's International League for Peace and Freedom 
had, by natural selection, assembled an ecstatic group 
prepared to bliss out on revolution.  The women should 
have been flushed with the rapture of connection, they 
should have had that noble Dances With Revolutionaries 
look.  Instead, they looked worried and confused.  And 
members of WILPF rarely look confused.  They are the 
Jewish mothers of politics, ready to chicken-soup the 
whole third world.  So I knew something had gone 
wrong.  But foolishly, I thought maybe they'd been 
disillusioned.  I thought maybe something had cracked 
their rose-colored lenses.
                       
I should have known better.  I'd accompanied 
Mother to an itinerary meeting filled with women who 
couldn't stop exclaiming about Cuba's excellent 
schools and health care, the warmness of its people, 
and the fact that no racial inequality existed there.  
My mild question about political prisoners provoked a 
temper tantrum about our CIA-backed press, and the 
hypocrisy of blockading Cuba while maintaining 
relations with governments of torturers.  I followed 
up--at considerable risk to my mother's reputation--
with some particulars about a recently-jailed poet.  
Until her sudden fall from favor, she'd been 
relentlessly trotted forth as an epitome of the Cuban 
spirit.  Could a repressive regime produce a world-
class poet? Castro argued.  
                       
"A perfect example of distortion by a biased 
press," one of the Fidelistas sniffed.  "When we asked 
our Cuban hosts about that, they explained that since 
the U.S. is waging war on Cuba, certain things the 
poet did were tantamount to treason."
                       
I let the war on Cuba slide.  "What things?"
                       
"Well, she was talking to foreign journalists."  The 
woman's voice was hushed with disapproval.  "She 
was leafleting."
                       
Leafleting.  Any woman in the room would run into 
a burning house to save her stash of WILPF pamphlets.  
Most would sacrifice family photos before they'd let 
their leaflets burn.
                       
My mother poked me in the ribs.  "You have to 
understand their context, Baby--their whole economy is 
being ruined by our government!  They have a right to 
try and stop that."
                       
Leaflets were powerful weapons, all right: look 
how WILPF's tracts had brought the Republicans to 
their knees.
                       
Since that evening, I'd been inundated with 
alternative-press articles on Cuba.  Mother's friends 
couldn't bear to have me think bad thoughts about the 
place.  The regular press, on the other hand, was 
gleefully monitoring the collapse of the Cuban 
economy.  See, it said, socialism doesn't work.  Never 
mind that Castro's "final hour" had dragged on for a 
decade.
                       
Anyway, the WILPF women did not look righteous as 
they deplaned--not a good sign.  They huddled 
together, stopping short when they saw me.  Also not a 
good sign.
                       
"We had to leave," one of them blurted.  "Because 
of visas and other commitments and things.  I'm so 
sorry."
                       
My first thought was they were apologizing for not 
having defected.  "Of course," I murmured.  "Where's 
my mother?"
                       
"We wanted to wait for her, we really did."              
                       
By now they stood close enough for me to smell 
their cheek powder.  
                       
"She's still there?  Why?  What's she doing?"
                       
I was suddenly flanked, motherly hands on my back.                                                
                       
"We don't know.  Last night she went off on her 
own and didn't come back to the hotel.  We looked 
everywhere we could think of this morning."
 
Sarah Swann, the alpha granny, added, "Our Cuban 
hosts were so upset.  They've made finding her their top priority."  
    
I'll bet.  My mother was not a cannon you'd want 
loose in a controlled society.
      
"I know you have some funny views about Cuba 
from the Western media," Sarah continued, "but 
honestly, it's such an open society.  The one thing 
you can count on is that there's no monkey business 
from the government.  It's not like other countries--
ones our government supports--where people get 
disappeared."
     
I sat on a hard plastic airport lounge chair.  I 
was quickly going numb.  My mother had "disappeared" 
from my life many times, getting arrested for pouring 
blood on draft files, attacking missile nose cones, 
blocking access to nuclear power plants, and more 
recently, driving chainsaw-demolishing spikes into 
old-growth redwoods.  My government was committed to 
arresting her, usually at her insistence.  I didn't 
see why a foreign government should be more 
charitable.
      
I looked up at the concerned faces of women who 
resembled my mother: spry seniors with uncolored hair 
and intelligent eyes.  I took comfort.  Like them, my 
mother believed in the Cuban revolution.  She'd see 
their militarism--anything they did, including jailing 
of dissidents and polluting of their coastline--as a 
pitiable result of U.S. policies.  She would save her 
civil disobedience for her return to this country.  
                       
"No," I said finally.  "I can't think of any 
reason for the Cuban government to bother her."
                       
"Oh, no!  They're wonderful there, you can't 
imagine."
                       
Unless you're a homosexual.  Unless you leaflet.
                       
But Mother would have agreed with these women.  
She would--for once!--have made no ideological waves.  
So where was she?
     
"The crime rate is very, very low there," Sarah 
consoled me.  "If you're thinking she might have been 
… attacked."
                       
The thought had certainly crossed my mind.
On the other hand, I could imagine Mother meandering 
off with new-found friends and missing her plane.  In 
which case, maybe she'd already turned up.
                       
At worst, how difficult would it be to find a 
pale-skinned blond American in Cuba?  
                       
Famous last words.

 

 

 




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